A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten ?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car ?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is...